Hi Geoff's biggest fan. Nice to hear from you. Don't be offended by the "man or woman" debate. Geoff is just grateful (and probably somewhat astonished) you're a human, and not running around on four legs making unintelligible noises, like some of his previous "enthusiastic admirers". Rather than offer him a servicing, can I suggest a complete overhaul. If you scrap all the bits that are worn out, malfunctioning and past their best you can take the remainder home with you. It will quite likely fit into one of your kitchen drawers along with the canteen of cutlery and the cheese board.
With regard to the following post which appeared in the Guestbook on 10th August :-
geoff: Breaking News
police incident on plasmarl road,swansea
aprox 6 police cars 1 van
seen chris hancock with police,saying "all i asked was for change of a ten bob note"
report ends.........
geoff
The Plasmarl incident Geoff refers to in the Guestbook was a hoo-hah over nothing. I wasn't asking for change of a ten-bob note, I was simply pointing out to the nice lady the fact that it was a cold night and that her and her mother would catch their death of cold if they went around dressed like that. She made some remark about "not giving a flying duck in a rainstorm", informed me that that the person in the sequin mini-skirt and crop-top was in fact her father, and the conversation deteriorated rapidly from there. The sergeant on the charge desk at the police station concluded that it was all a genuine misunderstanding, that it was as I had said a very cold night, and most importantly of all assured me that ducks never fly in rainstorms (or indeed anything more than a very light drizzle).
Now that's cleared up, see you all at the meeting on Monday. Whilst there, if you see Geoff scratching his leg under the table don't worry, he's just adjusting the electronic tag that the courts insisted on.
